Gin Society London Dry Gin  (Pack of 1, 750 ml)

I'm struggling to find words to describe this horrible bottle of liquid. I live in a country where people make their own drink in a bucket in the cupboard under the stairs. I've tasted better bucket gin than this deceptively named Gin.
Just smelling this had taken my breath away. I should have known better than attempting a taste. I could do nothing but spit it back in the glass. It tastes like ethanol. Gin has a very delicate and distinctive flavor. You can not mistake it ever. This, my fri...